The food chase

Hi Honey!  How are you, my dearest?  How's work?  Oh I'm doing OK here, I just had dinner.  I made curry pups: quick and easy and tasty and filling.  I figured out how Floofy got constipated recently despite my efforts to make sure she ate properly.  It has something to do with the feeding ritual.  Floofy eats rice and canned cat food, so I put that together in a bowl then take it to my bedroom, serve it to her and shut the door.  The rest of the cats get solid cat food.  Luka has that restraining collar on, so she gets a separate bowl which I give her in the kitty litter room.  Doutzen and Chee Cheah share the same bowl, which I set down in the kitchen.  Then I go back to my bedroom and wait for Floofy to finish eating.  Then Luka appears at the door, wanting to come in.  But she didn't finish her food: she wants to taste her mother's food, so she comes to the bedroom.  Instead Doutzen goes and eats the rest of Luka's food, leaving Chee Cheah with too much food.  When Floofy is finished with her food, I let Luka in to lick the bowl while Floofy goes out.  Since Chee Cheah is elderly and is missing some teeth, there is still plenty of food left in her bowl, which Floofy eats up.  That is how she got constipated.

Hi Natty Honey!  Oh, are you mad at me?  Ah, you don't like people gossiping about you!  Especially when it's rancid back-stabbing kind of gossip.  Relax people, it's probably some other girl that had those tight jeans.  Don't worry Sweetie, I just cleaned your ear and the itching will soon go away.  Perhaps it's because people don't know who you are in NYC that you seek attention.  I thought I told you to move to Paris...  But you enjoy the gossip!  But you don't enjoy the gossip?  But you enjoy the gossip?  But you don't enjoy the gossip?  Don't seek fame Honey, it's not a blessing.  You are in a situation where fame will come naturally, so don't seek it.  Please stay away from boys.

It's rerun day on Shadowplay TV!  Dorothy Stratten got killed because she took pity on some creep then married him.  Dorothy and I share the same birthday.  If Pisces is the best woman and the worst man, what's going to happen to me?  I don't believe in astrology.  I put my faith in Allah.  Anyway, watch and learn!