Patience

Hi Honey!  How are you feeling today?  Do you like being the center of attention?  I guess it depends on your mood: sometimes you do and sometimes you don't.  To me, it's all the same.  I don't even pay attention to stuff like that anymore.  In fact, I only look in the mirror to trim my nose hairs (I can't sing with those damned hairs vibrating).  I guess I want my Erin.  I want my wives.  By then, I guess I would to start dressing sharper.  As for right now, my avatar is well-dressed and looks great on my behalf.  Avatars are really quite useful.  What are you having for dinner?  I shouldn't have had that salad for lunch yesterday.  I normally eat only 2 meals a day, and since I had a salad for lunch, my left shoulder and side was aching all last night, even though I had a couple of burgers for dinner.  It wasn't until I ate the leftover noodles in the morning that the pain went away.  I definitely have to eat big for the early morning meal during the fasting month.  And chug lots of water.

Hi Natty Honey!  Oh, you're so pretty!  It must be awesome to be you.  Today the computer wants you to watch another movie: "Beetlejuice" from 1988.  Oh, them ghostly marriages!  I estimate that I have about 7 dead women in me.  Dead singers, mashaAllah.  So I guess you would have to expect a few ghosts in your marriage to me.  Makes life exciting, I guess.  You get used to it.  It's an everyday thing for me.  The other day, I was browsing for a bar of soap when some bars of soap were knocked off the shelf for me.  So I bought that brand of soap.  Good choice, too.  The Qur'an is very handy at dealing with the supernatural inshaAllah.  I suppose it depends on one's level of knowledge and sincerity.