Tuesday, January 8, 2008

For my wife Claudia

Yes, you are a star, and I am here to help you keep your shine: you can even have some of my shine! While you are my boss, let's not forget that God is The Boss, and God doesn't like egos. Please know that I am not the only one who loves you, and depends on you.

The goal my love, is for us to get together and please God. You are a beautiful soul, aren't you? Let's try to keep the people, and be compassionate. Sure, there are a lot of crooks out there, but let's try to keep our family, the people we love.

Anyhow, you have that beautiful house in England which you worked so hard for. Don't give it up! Then you have all your previous business engagements. Keep the family, and the ones that come to you! Travel only when absolutely necessary- travel is much too dangerous nowadays, especially for one as precious as you! Why? You are now part of a tourist attraction.

It is not a blessing to be idolized, because it angers God. You need to remember this when you conduct your business. Defer all glory to God. I was serious about our doing a stage show together... you can lip-sync and wear pretty clothes, and I can make music, and sit on the floor somewhere on stage. Why is this plausible?

About 3 years ago, God put the voices of some dead women in my head. Today, I am able to sing Janis Joplin, Karen Carpenter, and Billie Holiday quite accurately. That, and Doris Day, too. There are fans of all ages across the globe who love these women. Their voices are so beautiful, people would believe it better if you were onstage with me, because you are beautiful, and I am modest, InsyaAllah. And we can be onstage together because we're married. Also, I have original music.

The purpose is to attract people to you: England in summer,Tempe in winter. People flocking in from all over the world. They went on vacation to see the show. To hear these women come back to life, by the grace of God. To see you strut around in pretty clothes. To rock out to Shadowplay. And as a bonus, they get to see the Big Ben and the Grand Canyon.

The target audience is average, God-fearing people, so you must market modest clothes and fashion designers. Create a real estate zone of family, and people you trust (it's harder for me to do so here in Tempe, because you are all my family besides Malaysia.) Build a concert zone, a concert zone that is built like a mall, or shopping complex. This real estate zone should include sets and virtual worlds for your patrons to visit, and for your acting bug . Remember, cut down on all travel, my precious beauty!

Begin with Japan, China and Karen Carpenter, with a little bit of Sailor Moon... not too much! Put marketing in all other countries besides UK and USA on hold for now. Let businesses from said countries bid for property in your real estate zone, then market in those 4 countries. Sell vacation packages!

I will need clone singers. 4 women, each assigned to sing Janis Joplin, Karen Carpenter, Billie Holiday and Doris Day, respectively. Why? Recruiting these women is excellent promotion, then they can do touring and promotion once selected. Also, you got backup if something happens to me.