Thursday, November 23, 2017

Stretching that food dollar again

Hi Honey, how are you today?  You look absolutely ravishing, my darling.  I love you so much.  It's a nice cool day here for me, alhamdulillah.  I feel happiest when it's nice and cool, and I get very drowsy.  I slept in a little this morning, because I was soooo comfortable.  It's nice to be comfortable.  I made some tortillas just now, and I wrapped them up with sausage, egg, onions, mayo and mustard greens inside.  I guess you could say I had breakfast for dinner.  It's just what was left inside the cooler, as I didn't spend any money today.  Which gave me 3 burritos, and if I split them with you it would still be a good meal.  But with baby, well I can't feed it Mexican food.  We would just have to buy formula (if none left), which would still give us one and half burritos each (assuming we ate the same thing).  If the child were old enough to eat Mexican food then we would have a burrito each, but that's not enough food for me and I would get shoulder pains.  Perhaps a side of rice each would fix that.

Hey Natty, how's it going Gorgeous?  Food economics apply to you too Honey, but I guess you're up for turkey right about now.  Suffice to say that I'm not marrying anyone with my current food economics, but inshaAllah we will get what we need.  Oh we don't have turkey here, we would have to import it, and it would have to be halal.  How about a roast chicken?  I know it's not big enough, but then how about 3 roast chickens, and we can squish them all together and make a turkey?  A turkey is a big chicken to me.  The people must know, and I'm sure Allah understands that I cannot allow my wife to live as I do now.  That would be bad politics, and the whole country would look stupid.  I sure would sure like to import some giant lobster from Tasmania.  Do you like lobster?  It's a big shrimp to me.

Oh, this outfit I wore is an attempt at mixing blue and gold.  I think it's a success.  What do you think?