Sunday, November 21, 2021

Fried noodles

 

Hi Natty!  Sorry I'm running late, Honey.  I've been joining the congregational prayer at the mosque more frequently, so please expect me a little later than usual.  How are you, by the way?  I hope everything is awesome for you over there.  You are MY girl, and I love you with all of my heart.

Would you like some fried noodles?  Fried noodles are actually quite easy, if you wanted to try and make it.  I can get fresh noodles over here because everybody uses noodles here, so I don't have to bother with dried noodles.  The key to fried noodles is the sauce.  Everybody who fries noodles has their own routine.  The video above is OK, I guess.  I personally wouldn't bother removing the heads and tails of bean sprouts, and I certainly wouldn't fry them up first.  Today I started with chopped garlic, then I add my pickled soybeans.  Oh no, my pickled soybeans went rancid!  How is that even possible?  It must be the protein in the beans.  I hope my entire batch didn't get ruined, but I didn't have time to deal with it today.  Next batch I'll put in a LOT of salt.  So I skipped the soybeans and added water.  Oh, the fire is medium high today.  For the sauce, I put Mae Pranom tom yum paste in the water.  I just happened to have a lot of it right now.  It needs salt, so I added a teaspoon of anchovy bouillon.  Then I chopped up some of my generic roast beef and put it in the water.  Next, the noodles went in.  This particular brand is a bit bitter, and the bitterness needs to be cooked out, so I left the whole mess alone on the fire while I cleaned the litter box.  When I got back the noodle mix had dried up, so I turned down the fire and cracked an egg in there and mixed it up to thicken it up.  I had already chopped up the scallions and green hot chilli peppers.  This stuff goes in last after I switch off the fire, because it need to stay as raw as possible.  If I had bean sprouts, they would go in last.  It's a successful batch of fried noodles.  Mae Pranom makes a good sauce, I didn't even need soy sauce.  Want some?