So you should be done with festivals and out-of-state gigs until Massachusetts next month, Grace. Oh who's to stop you from playing the Underdog unbilled, just record it for me to watch OK! Now get to work on the gun control ads, if you haven't already. The concept is simple: put the pictures of presidential candidates along with the Covenant shooting victims in a video, have a guy with a serious voice narrate the video talking about the need for gun control and where to give donations, then run the ad before and after the daily stream. You can give the donations to your usual organizations. Do it now!
Those large festivals may be breathtaking, but they're bad for your heart. Why? Because boys are going to come after you, especially now that I'm involved. Consider yourself a "trophy". Guys have always lusted after you, but you shriveled up their weenies with your guitar. They're going to get bolder though, and nobody's going to stop you from giving in to them. But you won't be able to hide your actions because you are a celebrity. I don't want an unfaithful wife! I have many religious responsibilities. Please guard your chastity, Grace.
Celebrity street style is a strange animal. Celebrities want to be left alone so they dress like the crowd. But they're going to get photographed anyway, so they have to dress better than the crowd. This is a very paparazzi thing, because fashion business needs their endorsement so they can make boring clothes for the crowd to wear that the celebrities wear.
Don't be dazzled by their wealth, because God's plan is to punish them with their wealth. Do you still have stars in your eyes, Grace? I thought you would have learned your lesson by now about fake friends. I'm going to give you a tip on how to spot a hypocrite: observe the expression on his/her face when they turn away after talking to you.
