Chanel, huh?

Hi Piene!  How are you doing, you beautiful girl?  Are you eating well?  I think you still have a little bit of heartache.  Don't think too much of it Sweetie, it's probably just hormones.  You must follow my instructions, otherwise I would start to think that neither one of us is interested.  You're a model, and a business woman, right?  You need to post photos all the time on your Instagram.  People need to see how beautiful you are.  It doesn't matter what the photos are: your lunch, your room, the streets, your hotel, the airport, whatever!  You're not already at the top so you have to post post post on your way there!  Plus I need to see that you're OK.

Nat honey!  You are doing absolutely MARVELOUS!  That's such a sensuous face Chanel took of you.  I mentioned this before, that me and Karl-baby go back a long way.  Waaaay back to a rather embarrassing period in my life.  But I love Karl-baby.  If you meet up with him, tell him I said Hi.  No, he doesn't know me.  Why should he?  I'm mysterious.

Erin, your hairdresser looks like Hillel Slovak.  Are you sure he isn't a ghost?