Doutzen, the naughty kitty

Mama cat Floofy has long been my precious kitty, and we have 2 of her daughters living with us, Doutzen and Luca.  Floofy is such a beautiful cat, so soft and fluffy, and she's very well behaved too.  She only uses the cat box, and she's very calm and controlled while in my bedroom.  But lately she's become very aggressive about wanting to taste my food, that I can't eat in the same room with her anymore or she would climb all over me.  When I'm cooking too, she's been jumping onto the counter top and stomping all over my cutting board.  But when she perches on my stove top right next to a pot with a blazing fire underneath, that is the last straw.  I had to throw her into the kitty litter room and shut the door.  She would have fallen asleep on the stove top if I had left her there.  Luca is such a little sweetheart, and very gentle and feminine.  All she wants is to be with me.  But she does have a nervous tummy- she doesn't like the slightest bit of poop or pee in her, so needless to say she is always going to the toilet.  But with the door shut to the kitty litter room, she starts padding around in my kitchen.  She probably was just telling me to open the door for her, so I had to shut her in the kitty litter room along with Floofy.  That leaves Doutzen in the kitchen with me.  Doutzen is probably the naughtiest kitty I have ever had.  She pees everywhere, and I'm always following her around with a mop and a bucket of bleach water.  She has even started to mark spots like a male cat.  Sheesh!  But in this instance, Doutzen is the most well behaved.  She didn't bug me while I was trying to cook.  I had a hell of a time trying to take a snapshot of her, she simply wouldn't sit still.  I had to hold her.

Pina, congratulations on your new agency.  It's been a hectic year for you so far, and I'm sure you would agree with me that the biggest mistake you made was not in going to NYC, but in leaving Milan.  Life is not supposed to be easy my dear, so let me remind you that the only advantage you have over your competition is your connection to me.  So please post post post on your Instagram if you want to get ahead.  Talk to me.  That is a beautiful photo of you, by the way.  You have become a beautiful young woman.  But don't be so serious.  Lighten up and start behaving like a rock star's wife.  Listen to loud music all the time.  It doesn't matter who it is, as long as you like it.

 

 

 

 

Also, I have a gift for the locals.  Please take heed, people.  I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the Rejected.