Letter to Erin 20150701

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Wow, it's not even 1 am yet.  I'm waking up earlier and earlier: mind you, I won't go back to sleep until after the dawn prayer.  At least I have all this time on my hands.  I didn't get a chance to write to you before breaking fast.  I was doing some burning and I wanted to finish what I started, so it was 7 pm when I got done.  What to do with all this time?  After I finish this letter, I'm going to put on a pot of coffee.  I have a lot of bananas, so I'm going to try to make banana cake.  I want to do more browsing at Google Play.  After much waiting around at the public library, I managed to get the apps I requested installed.  King of Fighters 2012 cost me 1.17G bytes, but it's an awesome game.  Oh, don't bother installing that mini flashlight app if your smart phone doesn't have an LED screen.  I have one of the cheapest smart phones on the market.  I didn't set out to buy a smart phone: I just wanted a phone that could play mp3s.  I found out after the fact that my phone ran the latest version of Android.  That is the gist of a fun smart phone: the ability to run Android well, and a lot of RAM.  So to me my phone is more of a computer than a phone, after all, I don't have any friends.  It's something to watch a movie on while I make banana bread.  I only have movies on my phone that I am able to watch over and over again.

Now that you're a big old movie star, please carry yourself as a queen, because you are my queen, and I love you so.  All those other girls look like men, don't they?  Be mysterious, and wear lots of nice suits for me for I find that very sexy.  Most of all, get plenty of rest.  Hang on to your heart.  I love you, and I need you.