1000 Island Dressing

I apologize for complaining about healthy food the other day.  You look after your body, that's how you look great, because you eat healthy.  I'm always making you mad at me, huh?  I'm sorry.  My parents are always mad at me too for some reason or another.  Anyway, I've been searching around town for a name brand salad dressing, so I can begin the "Erin's food" project.  I'm actually very serious about what you eat.  This morning, Floofy didn't want to eat the rice and canned cat food mix I gave her, after taking a big like to it before.  She wanted what the other cats were eating, you know the dry cat food pellets.  I told her, "You can't eat that food Floofy, because it clogs you up.  Do you remember what happened the last time?  The vet wanted to cut you open to take the poop out!  I had to beg him to try an enema first, and it was a miracle that the enema worked!"  No response.  Not even a meow.  Maybe she wants to be like the others and eat what they eat, but the reason why I go through all the trouble to prepare rice and buy canned cat food is because I love her.

But when I went to the supermarket, the only dressing they had was 1000 island dressing.  I think that stuff is gross!  Isn't that a mix of ketchup and mustard?  People put that on their salads?  I wouldn't even dip my fries in that!  I guess I'll to try another supermarket.  The other supermarket didn't even have salad dressing.  The locals don't eat salads- they like to eat rice with mixed entrees.  Good thing I know how to make many salad dressings, but it costs lots of money to buy the several different components, and I end up with huge portions.  Who's going to eat all that salad dressing?  Not me.  Plus I want to get a name brand dressing, so the corporations can go bananas over Erin's food.

Natty Honey, it's so good to see you again!  Yes, you do look like you're back in school- there's no fashion business aura about that photo you posted.  I hope you're having a great time, and doing well in school.  You do need to collect and watch movies though.  The next movie I want you to watch is the first Star Wars movie from 1977- "A New Hope".