Thursday, October 8, 2015

Letter to Erin 20151009

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hola, mi Corazon!  Hello, my heart!  I soory but I no el habla ze Mexicana!  How are you doing today, Erin?  Are you having a great time?  I'm just standing ground here as usual.  People like seeing Zam the wolf, but I prefer to be a puppy dog.  I hope you don't hate me for that.  How's sports season coming along?  Busy, busy no doubt.  Do you like soccer?  I suggest you get engrossed in soccer, for it would give you something sporty to do all year.  Something more global, and your bosses will love you all the more.  I suggest you choose a favorite team in the English Premier League.  Me?  I'm not a sports fan, I'm sorry.  The only sport I like is Ladies Figure Skating.  I just watched the top 3 skaters in the 2015 ISU world championship.  See how slow I am?  I do think the current skaters are trying to match the style of moves around the field of Adelina Sotnikova, which is great because it looks awesome.  Which gives us spectators something to appreciate other than those tiresome jumps.  It's beautiful.  I love beauty.  You're beautiful.  I love you, and I need you.