Oh, the drama!

People are sure getting all emotional about this amusement park.  Conspiracy, death etc.  And so close to the elections, too.  But my decision is made and final: I WILL NOT ENDORSE OR BE INVOLVED WITH A LOCAL AMUSEMENT PARK.  They don't need me, right?  They can do it themselves then.

Hi Honey!  How are you, my darling?  I hope you are not overworking.  Please get lots of rest and eat properly.  I finally cut the grass today!  I love you with all my heart.  You are my wife inshaAllah.

Hi Natty honey!  How's school?  I hope big business is leaving you alone while you study.  You are my 2nd wife inshaAllah, and I love you.