Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Letter to Erin 20150723

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Now don't get me wrong, my beloved.  I appreciate your seriousness as much as your happiness.  Marriage is a serious business, and I want you to be happy with me.  It's sad that some people fall like toy soldiers, but I must work on your happiness first.  This is because I love you, and I need you.

For dinner tonight is cheeseburgers.  I'm sorry, but I have had a terrible craving for cheeseburgers lately.  This time I have lettuce to go with it.  I'm out of bread though, so unless I buy some bread tomorrow, I won't be having cheeseburgers again.  Oh, I ate your portion.  I hope you don't mind.

I haven't seen Chee Cheah since yesterday.  The last I saw her, she was hanging out by the amra tree at the top of my driveway by your house inshaAllah.  Today all I saw of her is her restraining collar right at the spot I last saw her.  She couldn't have taken that collar off by herself, but if she did then she must be in hiding until she has had her fill of scratching herself to pieces.  But she's an old kitty.  Ya Allah, please protect and heal all my kitties.