Hi Honey! How are you feeling today? I hope you are getting used to who you are and who you have become. It's certainly not VS! It's been a poopy kind of day for me. That's right- Floofy got constipated again. I don't know what it is about her tummy, but she generates human sized poop. And when she eats the cat food pellets, her poop becomes hard. I changed her diet to rice and canned cat food, but I added a few pellets of the ordinary stuff to the mix because she was getting diarrhea. But I suppose she can't have any of the ordinary stuff whatsoever, because she got stopped up again. It wasn't as advanced as it was the last time, but you can feel that hardness in her if you pressed down on her tummy. Of course I got frantic. I love my kitty. Laxative doesn't work on that stuff, so I had to give her an enema. The vet gave me some extra enemas, the problem is how do I give an enema to a struggling cat? I only have 2 hands. So I grabbed her by the scruff of her neck with my left hand, pinned the tip of her fluffy tail with my jaw to my chest, and chased her butt hole around with the nozzle of the enema. I spilled a lot of the fluid, but I got a good amount in there and it was enough alhamdulillah. Dear God, that poop was BIG. And hard. I showed the poop to her, but she refused to look at it. It was as big as a kitten! It was bigger than a kitten! Floofy, this came out of your butt!
Hi Natty Honey! Are you having tons of fun? Are you making lots of money? You might turn into a fat cat if you're not careful. Well, God bless you, and I love you. Please give thanks to Allah. Make lots of money while you can, but be sure to take care of your health. Eat properly and gets lots of rest. God gave you natural beauty, so look after it and don't try to change it. Grow old with dignity. Start young.
