Wednesday, March 6, 2024

Movie night

 
Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me because I love you.  Whoever is controlling the pictures on your Instagram is trying to make me think that you're cowering in your hidey hole, while I'm convinced that you are busy working, having a great time, and being more beautiful than all those other girls.  It would be best if you'd update your content regularly.

It's movie night again!  Please watch a movie with me.  "Joe Dirt" (2001).  I didn't see this movie when it first came out because it looked like a bad movie.  23 years later I watch this movie for the first time and yes, it is a bad movie.  Oh, I guess it's not that bad.  It's like a really really really long SNL skit, and I didn't laugh.  It does have some clever ideas: "Kicking Wing" is a great name for an Indian.  And it's full of stars!  What kind of budget did this movie have, or was it all about influence?  Is that really Margot Robbie?  How old is she now?  "The story of my life" story has become really tiresome to me, and made especially cheap by stuffing it into one episode.  I will never put out an autobiography.  Let them lie like they will anyway.  I do have one final question about this movie: is Brandy his sister?