Letter to Julia 20141130

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

What a month it's been!  I pray you both are feeling great, and having lots of fun.  Please maintain your prayers.  I see your nose has sparked a wave of German nationalism, Julia.  Am I correct?  Well, you do have a beautiful nose.  I love your nose.  Now from what I understand from studying the Qur'an, I believe that God's consideration of Rasputin is that he "was disdainful of God's gifts, and gave himself up to worldly enjoyment."  I'm sure there are some spiritual healers out there, and they are not witchdoctors because they don't use magic.  All I do is put people and animals to sleep, mashaAllah.

I went to the cat show yesterday.  There were a LOT of people there.  So many people, but not that many cats.  But I was there early at 10 am though, so I'm sure some of the stars had not shown up yet.  They had the show at the snake farm.  I came eye to eye with a king cobra.  Very creepy.  Makes me want to carry a shotgun.  I hate snakes.  They scare me, and fill me with the urge to kill.  Anyway, speaking of cats, poor little Bat Cat has acquired a serious disposition.  This is because his mother is so strict with him.  She's strict with all the kittens, but more so with Batty.  She doesn't tolerate any frivolity or innuendo from him whatsoever.  But he has been extremely well behaved.

It's almost time for the VS fashion show!!  I can't wait to see my sweetie!  I'm sure she's going to be so beautiful.  You are going to be there Erin, are you?  Are you?  Are you?  Are you?  Are you?  Are you?  Are you?  Are you?  Are you?  Are you?  Are you?  Are you?  Are you?  Are you?  Are you? 

Julia and Erin, you are my wives inshaAllah.  I love you, I love.  And I need you, I need you.