Friday, February 23, 2024

How to roll a burrito

 
Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me because I love you.  Like I said before, at least YOU get to have money.  Imagine having to put up with all this shit and not have any money.  So give your thanks to Allah.

Alhamdulillah.  Well here I am, broke as usual.  It's a good thing I've been into tortillas lately.  Burritos are very filling.  I don't roll my burritos like the video above.  I used to work graveyard at Taco Time, so I always leave one side of the burrito open.  Hey that was a great job, I should have kept it longer.  Until today, I always get catatonically drowsy at 5:30 am.  Yes folks, you can stuff burritos with rice if you want.  Have a "nasi campur" burrito.  Don't put any bones in there.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

Say, "O humans!  Verily I am a messenger of Allah to you, Whose dominion is the heavens and earth.  There is no god other than God, Who gives life and death, so believe in Allah and God's messenger, the unlettered prophet who believes in Allah and God's words.  Follow him, so you may receive guidance."

The Heights 7:158

I bear witness that there is no deity worthy of worship other than Allah, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the messenger of Allah.