Saturday, October 10, 2015

Letter to Erin 20151011

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Oh hi, Erin.  How are you?  I pray that you are feeling healthy and confident.  Right now, it's almost time for sunset prayer, so I'm sitting here waiting and writing in the meanwhile.  I haven't prepared my dinner yet, but it looks like it's going to be chili.  For lunch I had stuffed won tons again.  I had the craving, you know what I mean.  I set a personal record for how many stuffed won tons I put down in one sitting: 47!  Aren't you proud of me?  I spent the evening cutting grass after workout, so I think I burned it all off.  That's why I haven't had time to make dinner yet.

Sometimes I think my Bob Cat is more muscle than brain.  He beat his own ear up because of some ear mites.  Or perhaps I didn't catch on when he wanted me to clean his ear out.  So I rubbed his ear with rubbing alcohol, then cleaned out the ear mites.  He was growling when I cleaned his ear out.  Bobby, you can growl at the ear mites as loud as you want, they're not scared of you.  And you can't beat them up without beating yourself up.  I guess it's like a reaction to gossip.

So I hope you're eating properly and getting sufficient rest now that you're super busy.  Remember that partying is work and work is partying at this level!  Treat it as work, and don't get swallowed up by the business of having fun!  Rock and Roll Queen.  Please take care of yourself since I'm not there with you.  I love you, and I need you.