Letter to Julia 20140708

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hi again, my gorgeous and beloved wives.  Slick and sexy Julia, I adore your intensity.  Sweet and sensitive Erin, I adore your pure heart.  Of course I love you, I love you, and I need you, I need you.  How could I not?  You are the most beautiful girls in the world.  That's because you are MY girls.  MINE, MINE.

I've been doing so much cooking this Ramadan, and that's what's eating up most of my time.  Prepping more than cooking and eating.  Prepping seafood is very tedious.  Then portioning, marinading, and freezing meats.  Cooking is much cheaper than eating out: I eat what I feel like eating, it's better for my tummy, and I get larger portions.  But I've had some failures.  This year, crab has been bad for me.  I can't find king crab here, and anything else is too large for crispy fry, too small for anything else, and too expensive.  I found some small blue crab at the main market, but it was still too big.  The guy selling it again refused to take my money, and when I asked for something smaller, he laughed at me.  But it was too big.  I couldn't get it to crisp up properly, and it hurt my tummy.  And the sauce was too strong.  My experiment failed.  Sigh.  I warn you now my darling wives, that I like to experiment with food.  It makes life interesting.  But we can bag the experimentation if you want, and go to McDonald's.  They just opened one up here.  Fancy some rice gruel with chicken for RM3?  Betcha you can't find that at a US McDonald's.

Qur'an 20140708

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

74.  But how many generations before them have We destroyed, who were even better in equipment and in glitter to the eye?

75.  Say, "If any man go astray, the Most Gracious extends to them until, when they see the warning of Allah- either in punishment or in the Hour- they will at length realize who is worst in position, and weakest in forces."

Mary 19:74-75
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If any man go astray, the Most Gracious extends to them until, when they see the warning of Allah- either in punishment or in the Hour- they will at length realize who is worst in position, and weakest in forces.

Letter to Julia 20140707

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hello, my dearest Julia and Erin.  How are the most beautiful women in the world today?  Have you been fasting?  Today, I woke up at 3am to start preparing my predawn meal.  I've been spending most of my nights cooking.  This morning is steak and potatoes- rather basic, huh?  Anyway, as I was sipping my coffee, a flying bug bumped into me, rather an odd looking bug, different than the usual pests that swarm around the light above my stove top.  Then more and more bugs joined in, so I switched on the light in the living room t distract the bugs, and I started to cook in the dark.  When a huge swarm built up at the light, I realized that they were bees.  At 3am!  So I turned on the light in the cage where I've been keeping Chee Cheah, and turned off the living room light.  I've had to put a restrictive collar on poor little Chee Cheah because she kept on gnawing at herself, then keep her in the cage where I used to store my motorcycle.  I let the cat loose so the bees wouldn't sting her.  When bees swarm aimlessly like that, it usually means the Queen is dead.  I felt sorry for the little things, when they started dying off.  I figured the bees would leave when daylight came, but I forgot to open the door to the cage, so I got stung on the head for being stupid.