Monday, September 11, 2017

Pure mud smells awful

Hi Erin!  Looking good, my darling.  I remember now who it was that snapshot you took of yourself reminded me of- you looked like Pamela Anderson!  But not skanky.  Pamela Anderson was hot once, but became skanky over the years.  Do you remember when Kid Rock fought Tommy Lee over her at the VMA's?  It lasted less than a second, but generated a generation's supply of humor.  Having people fight over you is not something to desire or be proud of.  Seriously.  You don't want it.

Natty, you beautiful creature!  That's what showbiz is for the most part, we just wait around a lot.  You should get yourself a hobby, something to do while you pass the time waiting for the next event.  Perhaps something to do on your computer or cell phone.  Who knows, it might turn out to be something quite profitable.  Oh and that Carlos guy is not only creepy, but a liar.  He hits on almost every model on Instagram.  Right, Erin?

Country air is reputed to be nice and clean, but they're ploughing up the rice paddy in front of my house right now and it smells like poop.  There has been much rain lately, and the paddies are washed clean.  Myriad plants and fishes live in them, and they look so clean.  The mud in them is probably very pure and washed, you could put your hand in the mud and feel how smooth it is.  But when the tractors dig up the mud, the smell is putrid.  I wouldn't want to sling that mud.  It smells awful.