Too darned pretty

 

Hi Natty!  How are you today, Sweetheart?  I hope everything is A-OK with you.  I want you to know that I love you with all of my heart.  You are MY girl, and I long to be with you.  We're probably going to be one of those huggy-kissy couples, but never in public.  In public, we must behave very formally.  That's because you're too darned pretty, and there's too much jealousy going on as it is.  You know that.  I don't want to have to install an M61 20mm Vulcan cannon turret on the roof of your house, nor set up booby traps in the yard.  Seriously, never underestimate the power of a beautiful woman.

Otherwise, it's a typical Sunday over here.  I cleaned my mother's bedroom in the morning.  I had takeout rice for lunch, but I made myself a big dinner.  A whole kilo of home fries!  I think I've perfected my technique.  Don't worry, a kilo of raw potatoes makes only ⅓ kilo of fries.  I also rolled out 4 small tortillas, and made cheeseburger burritos.  It may sound abnormal, but it's actually very typical.