Natty, where are you? Please talk to me because I love you. Aren't you going to wish me Happy Birthday? Aren't you grateful I survived? The taxman wished me Happy Birthday. My Dad gave me 10 bucks.
Don't think too much about it, folks. I was boiling chicken livers and gizzards for the cats this morning. I had the fire at full blast, but Lookie still went up there, stuck her paw into the boiling water and pulled out a steaming hot liver. Greed! Yeah I was standing right there, watching and gaping. The liver wasn't done yet so I put it back in the pot, and she stuck a claw in my middle finger. What am I gonna do, huh? She's my kitty, and I have to love her anyway. Later I gave her a chunk of liver, she didn't know what to do with it. She just looked up at me. I pointed to the food, then she ate it.
San Francisco used to be so beautiful. Now it looks like a moat filled with gators to protect the castles of the wealthy. Say... that's a clever idea. Evil but clever. Is that the same plan they have for all those migrants they're sending to the big cities, but instead of drugs it's food? That means they need those migrants! That also means it doesn't matter who you vote for!
