Now don't roll your eyes at me young lady, I just want to help look after you and protect you. This is because I love you and I need you. I didn't get much sleep last night because I was worrying about you, which was why I blogged early. This affected my voice training later as my voice was as tired as my body, and I went into a coughing fit. Damn singers. I want to thank you for not posting another photo of your rubbing up against some gross guy. All guys are gross to me. I hope you are having tons of fun otherwise. Please remember what I told you, and keep a close eye on your money, including what is promised with you (going in or out) under contract. The world is a stage.
I was serious about that presidential order. I guess he was just doing his job but hey, that wasn't very nice of him to pick on my woman. I suppose it's better than voting some impotent old man into office. I wonder who they're wanting to hook me up with anyway? Sorry people, but I've made my choice. I don't like any of the Kardashian-Jenner women. None of them are pretty, none of them are blonde, none of them are pretty blondes, and I don't think I would like they way they smell. I don't smell that great either, but I'm sure you would smell good enough to eat. Yummy!
The 26th of April was when I warned you that the food business would get involved with our marriage. I have a strange love for shrimp heads. So for lunch today, I had sole with noodles in shrimp head broth. Shrimp heads must be blended, otherwise the texture of what you cook would be unpalatable. Shrimp heads have powerful flavor, so don't use too much!
