Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Letter to Erin 20160428

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hello beautiful Erin.  Hello beautiful Antonia.  How are those emotions today?  I want you to rejoice, because the world is in the palms of your hands, and you didn't have to do too much for it either, and you didn't have to sell your souls.  So why should you care about what the hypocrites have to say?  They are not your friends, and they won't be your friends even if you please them.  While the world is going bonkers over you two, of course I rejoice as well for I am so grateful, but I'm 50 and I've used up most of my libido.  I'm going to have to do drugs to keep up with you.  Sex, Viagra and Rock and Roll.  Rejoice in the world in rememberance of the afterlife, because it is a much better place for the righteous.  No more heartbreak, no more resentment, no more imperfection, no growing old.  Please be good people and pray, because the afterlife is a much better place.

What is home?  It's your house, of course.  I give my life to Allah to build it for you, inshaAllah.  At the gate is an old amra tree, about 50 years old.  It bears so much fruit, and is full of young fruit right now.  The fruit tastes like a slightly sour pear when young, and tastes like a kiwi/peach when fully ripe.  I don't eat much of it, so the neighbors partake of the fruit, which is great for dipping and pickles.  8 years ago, my Mom and I went looking for amra seedlings, and I have one from then which I turned into a bonsai, which I parked in front of my little house.

Are you still being a politician in LA?  I'm sorry if you don't feel comfortable being so immersed in food business without your knowledge, but you had better be ready for it because it's going to happen anyway.  There's not much to it, my beloved.  Just eat what you like to eat and don't eat what you don't like to eat.  You can learn how to cook if you want, it just takes practice.  It's part of success to be a market bender, so rejoice in the world, but remember that the afterlife is a better place.  I love you and I need you.