Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Letter to Julia 20120912

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hey Julia, how are you feeling today?  A bit serious, maybe?  Well, I'm sorry but I ate your mushburger last night since you weren't here for dinner.  Mushroom burgers and fries are all I can afford right now.  When Allah grants me my own wealth InsyaAllah, I'll make you a foie gras burger or a caviar burger.

It's a clear sky this morning, with a smiling moon, and crisp, clean air.  Amazing, that everything was once smoke or gas in the beginning.  But I'm sure the smoke never really left, and that it will return.  Alhamdulillah!  Bat Cat is growing up quickly.  He was a very courteous cat in the beginning, but now that he's gaining strength, he's becoming very bold and aggressive.  He's a good cat though, in fact he's a one in a million cat, because he's a mouser.  That means he automatically outranks all the cats in the family.  It takes a certain personality in a cat to be a mouser, it can't be trained or bred.  He kills cockroaches, too.  He's so macho: he won't let himself be snuggled anymore even though he's still cute.  Not unless I'm checking him for fleas.  He is litter box trained, but since he's a male cat, he's going to intimidate the mice with his tag.  And I can't fix him, because I don't want to change his personality.  So if you want to leave him in the house to get rid of vermin, be prepared to clean up his tag.  Ya Allah, please protect and bless my Batty.