Sunday, May 20, 2012

Letter to Julia 20120521

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hi Julia, my love!  How are you feeling?  Shadowplay TV has been playing nothing but Victoria's Secret Fashion Shows lately, so I'm starting to walk like a model.  Don't you agree that Adriana looks better today than she did 7 years ago?  She shouldn't call herself "The Goddess", though.  Allah is the One Who has power to give sustenance, so seek sustenance from Allah, and worship Allah.

As for you, I can't get enough of you.  I want to marry you!  I love you, Julia.