Monday, September 17, 2012

Letter to Julia 20120918

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hello again, my beloved young Julia.  I do so love you, and I do so long to marry you, but right now all I have to offer you are these letters, so please forgive me.  You are the most beautiful girl in the world to me, and you are all I could ever dream of in a girl.  Please have patience with me until Allah grants me my own wealth, so I can afford to give you a good married life.  I love you.

Letter to Julia 20120917

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hello there, my dearest princess Julia!  How are you feeling today, my love?  Smile!  Say, did you know that I share the same birthday as Karolina Kurkova?  Does it mean that if you were to make love to me, it would be the same as making love to Karolina Kurkova?  Errr... no, I don't think so.  But I think I can safely say that I have a bigger one than Karolina.  It's not great, but it's bigger than hers.

I saw a big ass snake in my yard yesterday.  I had just finished voice training, and it had just stopped raining.  That's when all the beasts become super active, is when it just stops raining.  It was a dark snake about 2m long, with dark stripes, and it was crawling along the brick wall that separates my house and my parents' house.  I went to get a weapon, and I got an extra long bamboo, and went back to tackle the snake.  By then it had propped itself against the front wall in an L shape by the big mango tree, and it was staring at me.  It wasn't aggressive, but I think it was waiting for me to make the first move, and since it was braced against the wall, it could push hard to jump at me.  I got the wrong weapon: I couldn't hit it from the top, right, or left because of the wall and the tree.  I could only attack it with a forward thrust, and the bamboo was too weak for that.  Plus the snake would have a chance for counter-attack if I had missed.  So I rattled the leaves of the mango tree to let it slip away, then went for a heavier weapon: a long steel bar with a flat spade head.  I went around the wall to kill it from the other side, but it had gone, or gone hiding.  Grrrr.

Certainly there are the type of people who are stubborn, and pretend they didn't hear instructions being given by the Qur'an, and the Signs of God being rehearsed in front of them, and they joke about it.  Let them laugh at their own unprofitable business.  But you are righteous, so you must forgive those who do not look forward to the Days of Allah, whether those days be now or the hereafter.