Saturday, December 10, 2016

If you're cold, Erin

I would love to warm you up with my sandwich bun warmer, but I'm not there.  Is that the issue?  I would rather you stay at home where it's warm and safe, and practice your cooking.  It's very likely that you will have to feed your friends.  Please be patient Sweetheart.  When the time comes inshaAllah, things will move along very quickly.

Natty, are you listening to me?  I'm the guy who wants to take care of you, and keep you safe!  Assuming you are abstaining from drugs and alcohol and keeping chaste, your head might be spinning from the circumstance alone.  I feel that you're being tempted by all the glitter.  I would rather you pray but if you need an anchor to reality, let it be your bank balance.  Take no loans.  Stay liquid.  Don't waste your money.  Earlier this year, I had another prospect for a wife.  She became involved with organized crime, and they tempted her with wealth in order to get to me.  Yeah, I know I've told this story before.  Whether you believe it or don't, my wife follows my agenda.  If not, you are not my wife.

Pina, that applies to you too.