In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hi Erin! Hey, don't ignore me! I said "HI ERIN!" Wow. Now that you're a big star, have you become snooty? I might be someone important, you know. Are you mad at me about something? You're always mad at me about something. Is it because I didn't give you a food assignment? I tell you what: I'll give you two food tasks. First, I want you to buy a chocolate bar. I want you to buy a bar of Cadbury Flake, and eat it. You might already know what it is, but buy it anyway. Chill it before eating. Second, I want you to buy fish and chips. Here's the twist: buy fish and chips that they wrap with newspaper. You might need help from your British friends to find this. Take out only, don't eat there. I assume you're still in England.
Heh. The kids in the village are calling me "orang gila" (madman). And they're right. I am insane. I'm crazy madly in love with you. And I HATE young boys, so they better stay away from me. I think it's time to play guitar tonight. I bet you have never had kids call you insane. You just call yourself crazy, and that doesn't count. But I love you anyway, even though you're normal. And I need you.
I stuffed and grilled up that scad I bought the other day. I lined it with basil, then stuffed it with tofu and tomatoes. It was rather thick, so it took a while to cook. Scad and marinara sauce match perfectly, so I put some in there, and basted the fish with it. Marinara sauce is spaghetti sauce, folks. Tasted great, and very filling. Too filling for lunch. I was stuffed through voice training. Dinner was hot wings. I tossed the wings in a mix of my home made hot sauce and my Mom's "sambal belacan". I'm sure you know what chicken wings look like, so I didn't take a photo of that.
Please allow me to say something to Antonia.
Hi Antonia. Congratulations on your new charity. I would donate something, but I don't have anything. If I did, I would already be married. How about a one Malaysian ringgit? I have that. How about that guy calling you Obi-Wan Kenobi? What a moron. I wouldn't want to... with Obi-Wan.
