In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hi there, my beautiful Julia and Erin! Are you excited? I am. I wonder why? Maybe I did too many push ups. Otherwise, I'm just hanging out at home, doing some TV programming. I've been doing a lot of physical labor and running around, so I'm trying to take it easy right now. I wish I could do everything by telekinesis, but I had to roll my egg rolls by hand. They were stuffed with tofu, fish balls, bean sprouts, garlic, kaffir lime shoots, and egg, all chopped up for convenience of rolling. I had planned to fry them up for a crispy treat, then I tried one plain, and it was so awesome alhamdulillah that I ate them all plain. Very healthy and refreshing. Oh no! I didn't leave any for you! Well you didn't show up for dinner, so I ate them all. I had a lot of stuffing left over, so I had the egg rolls fried for lunch the next day. Fried egg rolls tasted better with mustard and soy sauce, but I still can't abide with all that grease. There's something about egg rolls that absorb a lot of grease. Maybe my oil wasn't hot enough.
Have you noticed I haven't made any VS jokes? I do have one. It's a secret. Erin, I can't wait to see you in the VS fashion show. You are so beautiful. So are you, Julia. I love you, I love you. And I need you, I need you.
