Do you believe in God? I can't marry you if you didn't. And I can't make you a Muslim bride until after you put in some work at being a Rock Star, because Allah commands it in my case. Perhaps Allah plans for you to be the next Taylor Swift. Now that's global diplomacy. It gives me plenty of time to observe your conduct. Sigh, growing old sucks.
Let's watch a Taylor Swift concert! This is the 1989 world tour. That was 35 years ago, and she looks 20 something in this video. I didn't realize she's that old! I'm just kidding, I know she was born in 1989. I didn't realize she's that old! It's time for a change, right Honey? Taylor Swift is obviously under a strict contract, otherwise there would be no way to maintain control of such a massive production. World travel is dangerous, so there must be a small (or large) army for security. Who knows what else her contract makes her do. So what do you think of the show, Grace? Sorry Taylor, I tuned out after "Blank Space", right at the "share the wealth" PSA. I love the production though, especially the light show. I love LEDs! Maybe Grace will watch the whole show, she's a nice girl.
Maybe you should stick to US shows, Grace. After all, you are already global so there's really no need for hazardous world travel. England and Scotland might be OK, but you may cause riots. Perhaps you can declare yourself an official US asset, and have the US military provide security. That's up to you. Don't overwork. Keep safe, and have fun. Guard your chastity.
