I don't want to rule the world

I want my wives.  I want to go to heaven.  I want you.  Thank you for your love.

I was gathering coconut trash over at your house inshaAllah so I could burn them, when I heard someone crying.  It was a little Bat Cat kitten, crying his heart out, coming towards me.  I picked him up, and saw that he had wandered into a nest of army ants, and there were a few clinging on to him.  I removed the ants.  He was only about the size of a mouse, but he was chubby, so I guessed that could not have been a wild kitten.  And I was right: I saw his mother staring at me on the other side of the fence at the neighbor's house.  So I put him down over the fence in front of his mother, and guess who was there: Bob Cat!  Bobby had left home when he became big and strong.  Sometimes he would show himself to me, but otherwise I wouldn't see him at all.  But he was there just now, right where I put down the kitten, staring at me.  It occurred to me that he was the father!  Then it occurred to me that Floofy is now a grandma!