Hi Natalie!

I didn't forget you honey, didn't you see that pizza I made for you?  I nearly killed myself trying to finish it.  How's school?  I urge you not to hurry with your classes.  Believe it or not, NOW is your best time for business, so slow things down and make sure every deal is a sweet one.  Slow down your education too: one class per semester, quality not quantity, be a permanent sophomore.  Well, not permanent.  You're already more (traditionally) educated than me.  I used up my college years chasing after blondes and playing music.  Oh yeah, playing pinball too.  I got so good at pinball, I would play from 8 am to 6 pm on one quarter.

Now I have to put in time on Second Life.

Hey, what's the rush, people?

Humans are creatures of haste.  Sure it's very entertaining to you all, but I need to make sure Erin is well taken care of first before I marry more wives.  **yawn**  I'm so lazy!

Piene, you're too thin!  Tell your bosses that I want you to gain 2 kilos immediately.  Maintain that, and I estimate that would be best for your looks.  You need to learn how to love your job.  InshaAllah you will be successful, and it's easier to survive success if you love what you do.  Tonight for dinner, I want you to eat steak and potatoes, and lots of ice cream for dessert.

Now THAT'S a deep dish pizza!  The toppings are eggplant, sauteed onions, basil, and burger.