I could use some oysters myself

But they don't grow around here.  The shellfish around here is good and plentiful, but no oysters.

Anyway, about lust...

it's not as simple as getting a dildo.  You have to give in to your lust for any sort of satisfaction.  Be a porn star or something.  I don't recommend it for you, though.  You have too many people's lives in your hands, for you to jump into the abyss like that.  And I guarantee you, it would make you feel AWFUL.

People generally reject truth when they receive it.

Water

I would love to hear your music DJ, in the background.  I'm usually busy doing something, I can only study music.  Ever thought of doing an Internet radio show?

I'm so dehydrated.  Since sunset yesterday (it's 5 am now), I've had 2 glasses water, one cream soda, one Coke, my usual big bowl of soup, 1.5 liters of iced tea, and I only peed once (what kind of man uses the word "pee"?).  I think I'll have another glass of water.

Good for you, Honey

I've slapped so much control on my lust, I might have forgotten it.  Especially now in Ramadan, it's simply non-existent.  Not that it's forbidden.  I guess I need you.