Friday, September 16, 2016

That's Rock and Roll

And you are a Rock and Roll Babe.  This proves how beautiful you are, when everybody goes bonkers over you.  I guess it's true that blondes have more fun.  I want you to know that I love you with all my heart and I'm always with you.  Everything will be all right inshaAllah.  So please do as I tell you.

ALL OF YOU!

Put your fear in Allah, and pray.  Stay at home if you're not working.  Go out only if you absolutely need to.  Insist that your bosses provide extra security, because you are super hot property now.  Ya Allah, please protect and bless my wives.