Homemade but corporate

Aw Erin, I love you so much.  Have faith Honey, and please be patient.  Everything will fall into place just right inshaAllah.  I had been feeding Floofy dried cat food pellets but not anymore, because the stuff blocks her up.  So I started making her fish smoothies, but there's the issue of processing and storage of fish, which can be be time-consuming.  Not to mention the fact that if the product is inconsistent, the food would be rejected by Her Majesty in her own subtle way, which is by puking it all out on my bedroom floor.  One day I didn't have time to shop for fish, so I bought a can of cat food from the supermarket and mixed that with steamed rice.  Behold, Floofy loves that mix.  She has never been more pleased with me in her life, and she's been treating me like gold.  Now the locals generally feed their cats with leftover fried fish mixed with leftover rice, and Floofy grew up as a local kitten.  So it makes sense that she would love fish mixed with rice, only this time it's canned cat food mixed with rice.  How ironic.  My cat is homemade but corporate.

There is a duck farm behind my little house, and be warned that it can get quite smelly.  The ducks have been singing along with this song lately.  Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack....


Natty honey, how are you Sweetie?  I watched "The Devil Wears Prada" yesterday.  Since you are smack dab right in the middle of that scene, I want to remind you of who you are.  You are not a lowly assistant to an editor-in-chief of a fashion magazine.  You the wife of a Rock Star.  This is important!  Don't forget who you are!  You are MINE!