Saturday, May 31, 2014

Letter to Julia 20140531

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Isn't it supposed to be football season?  I'm sorry Julia, I'm not a big sports fan.  Plus, I don't have satellite TV.  Plus, I'm currently going through kitten anxiety.  But when we're married inshaAllah, I will watch the games with you, then you can clue me in on the finer aspects of the business.

My Bat Cat died at 5am this morning, and I buried him deep next to the banana tree outside my front door.  I was getting desperate, for I knew that nourishment was much more important than medication.  It's a shame that baby kittens commit suicide over a stuffed nose.  All that sneezing also creates too many tears in their eyes, which dry and fuse their eyelids shut, effectively blinding them.  Then it suddenly occurred  to me after the fact that Asian cats are like Asian people, in that they are lactose intolerant.  I saw that on a documentary about mutation.  So if I used a milk formula made for elderly humans, that would be lactose free, and wouldn't hurt their little tummies.  So I used my Mom's milk formula, and it seems to be working.  Alhamduillah.  But too late for my poor little Bat cat.  Plus, I have to regularly put ophthalmic ointment in their eyes.

Sorry I'm being distracted by Kitten TV, but I am rather broken hearted.  You are my wives, I am dedicated to you, and I hope you feeling great, and stomping all over those nasty bitches (female and male) who get in your way or irritate you.  I love you, I love you.  And I need you, I need you.

Qur'an 20140531

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

49.  They say, "What?  When we are reduced to bones and dust, should we really be raised up, a new creation?"

50.  Say, "Be you stones, or iron!"

51.  Or created matter which, in your minds, is hardest.  Then will they say, "Who will cause us to return?"  Say, "God who created you first!"  Then will they wag their heads towards you and say, "When will that be?"  Say, "Maybe it will be quite soon!"

The Night Journey  17:49-51
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