The one man band

 

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Hello, beautiful girl.  I hope you enjoyed your vinyl release show.  It doesn't seem like a very big show, but that shouldn't matter.  What a year it's been for you!  Everything happened so quickly.  Don't expect to maintain the same pace, because it can't be all good things happening all the time.  Right?  You got to have some bad stuff to fill in the blanks.  So please try to slow down.

Oh, that bracelet looks edible!  Oh, blood on the Strat... how cool.  It means that you have an issue with Strat players, and the guitar itself.  Good or bad?  Blood.  I watched your appearance on the Kelly Clarkson show.  The camera work is awesome, it's the the best video of you out there.  I really like your amp on that show.  It's a thicker tone than the usual.  I also saw that Gardens and Guns thing at the old church.  You certainly have a hodge podge of musicians staffing your band.  That's because you have a hodge podge of gigs.  It would be nice to have a permanent lineup, but that's not easy.  That's why there are so many one man bands nowadays.  Don't mess around with bass and drums, Honey.

The smorgasbord

 

So were you impressed by that fruit and cheese spread at the WME event?  I think I saw some sliced meats as well.  But I wasn't interested in that.  Maybe the cheese, I might stuff my pockets with the cheese since cheese is expensive here and the selection is poor.  What do you think of the Las Vegas buffet?  They need a vomitarium there!  That's where the Romans went to puke so they could eat more.  I can't eat much of such a smorgasbord.  It isn't halal!

So you have all these goodies piling up in front of you.  You must be absolutely thrilled being popular and a social butterfly, and you're such a pretty girl.  Will you have time to make great music?  Do you believe great music can be generated at a meet and greet?  Hm...