Not balanced

 

Hi Natty!  What's going on?  Did you get a fine catch today?  Please make sure you cook that wild meat thoroughly, and don't forget to pronounce the name of God before you eat it.  It's been a curry day for me.  I had rice with beef and potato curry for lunch, then I had curry pups for dinner.  Don't worry, beef curry!

I did my laundry this morning.  The washer was out of balance.  I used some cloth to prop up the feet which I placed the washer on 4 small bricks.  I elevate the washer because I'm dealing with water, you know.  But the cloth couldn't withstand the weight anymore, so I replaced it with some folded up magazine.

Music is "dakwah" for me, so I am forbidden to ask the humans for any compensation.  Fashion however is a by-product of the music, and the fashion industry must pay me for the daily fashion reviews that I do so I can be married to my Natty.  Anna Wintour might have me be a fashion editor, but I am not a fashion editor.  I am a fashion dictator.  My cat's name is Adolf Kitler.  I don't have any nice clothes and I definitely don't have any expensive clothes.  The only pair of shoes I have that cover my toes are the rubber boots I wear when I cut the grass.  I don't want people to know me.  I don't want to conform to fashion politico.  I don't want to attend parties and mingle with people I can't stand.  Just send an accountant over to this village and pay me in cash local currency.  Dress him/her up nicely and keep in mind that this is a Muslim community, so please dress appropriately.  You people know how to do that, right?  I'm not that hard to find, I'm at the mosque for the prayers except the dawn prayer because I need to sleep in.  Or you guys can just not pay me anything at all.  Find out what happens.

Mary's outfit is:

Natural lips gloss II by Katt Yeetly

Chop Zuey Couture Jewellery Le Petit Fleur Necklace

Amy White and Pink Bra by INSOLENCE

Riders Vaquera Boots

Vonfyrsten 346 Miss A suit

[TCoD] ~ Sharon Hair and hat

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