Friday, May 3, 2019

YouTube does has its uses

Hi Natty!  Wow, you look positively delicious in your Amazon lingerie.  They fit quite well I must say, but so does almost everything else on you.  You're bringing out the wolf in me!  🐺  What lovely arms and shoulders you have, my Darling.  Perfection.  Dead flowers seem quite morbid, though.  I guess that would be convenient.

I was watching YouTube last night, I watched a bunch of videos where angry parents destroyed their kids' electronics.  Yeah granted the kids weren't doing anything else, but that is the heartbeat of society nowadays, electronics that is.  It used to be that kids didn't do anything whatsoever when there were no electronics.  The current devices of media isn't worthless folks, even though you may not quite understand it.  Perhaps you can negotiate usage time per chore time, for example doing the dishes and taking out the trash daily gets you a GB of data each day.  Anything that's better than losing control of your temper in front of and towards your kids.  Yeah, I know anger is human nature.  I too have to struggle with that.

But I do learn a lot of stuff from YouTube.  For instance, green potatoes are poisonous.  I learned this watching YouTube while eating an alternative brand of potato crisps .  Then suddenly I felt sick and started to sweat profusely (more than usual), I got food poisoning!  Then it occurred to me why this particular brand of crisps is always on sale: it's made out of green potatoes.

Oh dear, this dress is really slutty.  I assure you, I am wearing panties.  So you all can just perceive it as a form of modified bikini.