Hi Natty! How are you, beautiful girl? You know that I love you with all of my heart, right? I hope you do. I'm going to marry you inshaAllah. I hope you are healthy and having a wonderful time over there.
After cutting the grass this evening, I planned to try making a fake steak out of soy beef. I bought some Enoki mushrooms yesterday, thinking I could duplicate the grain of the steak. Unfortunately, it was a failure. No, I'm not serving any of my experiments to you! You only get the perfected stuff, because you are my Princess! Oh, you want to taste? It's gross! The inside was a gooey mush of mushroom goo. Perhaps if I deep fried the mushrooms first to dry them up, it might work better. But no, not with soy beef. Soy beef is only good for making burgers. But maybe I might be able to make chili with soy beef...
