Tuesday, December 29, 2020

Beautiful girl

 Hi Natty!  How are you, beautiful girl?  You know that I love you with all of my heart, right?  I hope you do.  I'm going to marry you inshaAllah.  I hope you are healthy and having a wonderful time over there.

After cutting the grass this evening, I planned to try making a fake steak out of soy beef.  I bought some Enoki  mushrooms yesterday, thinking I could duplicate the grain of the steak.  Unfortunately, it was a failure.  No, I'm not serving any of my experiments to you!  You only get the perfected stuff, because you are my Princess!  Oh, you want to taste?  It's gross!  The inside was a gooey mush of mushroom goo.  Perhaps if I deep fried the mushrooms first to dry them up, it might work better.  But no, not with soy beef.  Soy beef is only good for making burgers.  But maybe I might be able to make chili with soy beef...







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