I love cats

Mateo is so cute, Erin.  He looks like he's wearing a one-shoulder top, or he's performing the Hajj ritual.  Were you about to put food in that plate?  I have 3 unfixed female cats living in my house.  Mama cat Floofy rules over her two daughters.  I try to treat them all fairly, but they don't treat me as fair, especially when it comes to the cat box.  Floofy is pretty much the only one I allow into the bedroom, but lately Luca has been coming in here because she's so feminine and sweet and well-behaved, but I have to keep a sharp eye on her because she doesn't like any poop or pee in her at all, so I have to let her out of the room whenever I sense that she's getting one of her obsessive-compulsive urges.  Doutzen is just too naughty to let into my bedroom.  She's the coolest of all the cats, but she's also the naughtiest.

Natty honey, how's it going?  You must be very busy and in high demand.  I do hope you are taking good care of yourself, and drinking lots of water, and getting lots of rest.  Please take the time to pray.

Pina, are you OK?  Don't try to make friends, let it happen naturally.  Always trust your feelings, and please don't wander off alone.  Stay in your apartment if you're not working, and play with your cell phone.

London isn't a cat, but he's a very beautiful dog.  And the little girl is lost.