Friday, April 13, 2018

Qur'an 20180414

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

7.  The unbelievers think that they will not be raised up.  Say, "Yes by my Lord, you shall surely be raised up, then shall you be told of all that you did.  And that is easy for Allah."

The Mutual Loss and Gain 64:7
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The Stranger

I guess I shouldn't have eaten all those steak and cheese sandwiches last night.  You should have had one.  I should have eaten 2, tops.  Thus my night became hotter than usual, I overslept, and I felt sluggish all morning.  I finally woke up from sleepwalking after voice training, when I cleared out the scrub around your house inshaAllah.  So for dinner tonight, I had one cheeseburger.  Just one.  With an egg in it.  How was your day today, Honey?  I hope things are going absolutely great for you.

Hey Natty Honey!  So what, no kiss?  I am growing a patch of mint right now, maybe when it gets big enough I'll have a mint salad for dinner.  Then perhaps my morning breath would turn out OK.  The computer wants you to watch "High Plains Drifter" from 1973.  This is one of my Top 10 favorite movies of all time.  Such a perfect movie.  The only flaw is that the sweaty cowboys had perfect teeth.  How you would you like to kiss THAT morning breath?

Guess which one is the guilty cat!