Monday, April 7, 2014

Letter to Julia 20140407

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Do you believe that being my wife gives you an elevated status?  If it be the Will of Allah then it is so, so never forget your Islam.  I am only what Allah gives me.  But inshaAllah, we will be stronger when we are together.  A long time ago, I wanted to do modeling.  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!  Hey, I used to be quite thin.  But never pretty like you.  Wanting to be pretty doesn't mean that I am.  Then I started to play the drums, and that was the point of no return, when I started to bulk out like a chimpanzee.  That, plus getting older.  Thus Allah cast me out of the beautiful people like scum from the froth of the waves.  I couldn't do what you do, so you definitely earn your money.  Having to smile and be happy when you're not.  When I play drums, I want to represent the Fury of Allah.  If I did what you do, I would turn out to be a complete idiot.  Especially when I put panties on my head and floss my teeth with a bra strap.

Don't get mad at me!  You are beautiful and I'm not, and I appreciate you.  I love you, I love you.

Qur'an 20140407

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

26.  Allah does enlarge, or grant by measure, the sustenance to whom so God pleases.  Rejoice in the life of this world, but the life of this world is but little comfort in the Hereafter.

27.  The unbelievers say, "Why is not a Sign sent down to him from his Lord?"  Say, "Truly Allah leaves to stray whom God wills, but God guides to Godself those who turn to God in penitence."

The Thunder 13:26-27
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Truly Allah leaves to stray whom God wills, but God guides to Godself those who turn to God in penitence.