Saturday, April 13, 2019

Earthquake!


Hi Natty!  How are you today, my beautiful Princess?  Are you having an exciting time?  They lifted the tsunami warning for the earthquake at Sulawesi.  I suppose any rogue wave headed your way would have been blocked by the island itself.  So you can head back to the beach in your sexy leotard!  Or if you want to be modest, you can wear a kaftan to go swimming.  Lots of stuff going on while you are there, huh?  You are my Princess, and I love you.

My Mom used to have a live-in maid from Sulawesi.  She would enjoy the evenings watching the singing competitions, like American Idol.  Or Indonesian Idol.  She has long ago gone back to Sulawesi, so I'm the one who clean my mother's toilet now.  I'm not very good at house cleaning, never have been, never will be, but I'm cheap and I won't refuse to do it.