Sunday, January 7, 2024

What the hell do I do with this?

 
Hi Natty?  How are you feeling, Honey?  I'm guessing the holidays were hell on the hormones.  Where are you now?  Are you in New York?  Please don't forget to talk to me, because I love you.  It's about a 3 day window before I need a Natty fix.  Today is day 3.  You don't have to do a photo shoot, just email me.  What a life, huh!  Don't look back, Natty.  It's the other wife who looks back, not you.  Please keep safe and healthy.

I was at the Chinese grocery store the other day to get some peanuts, and I saw pistachios going for cheap so I bought half a kilo.  But they weren't pistachios: they were gingko nuts.  What do I do with these?  They either have a meaty flavor to them, or they taste like chestnuts.  I hate chestnuts, but the meaty flavor has potential.  So I roasted the lot to no effect.  The dried up ones could use salt, so I shelled them all last night while watching TV in order to roast them again in oil and salt.  That took me 2 hours and hurt my thumbnail.  Was it worth it?  Probably not.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

84.  Say, "We believe in Allah and in what has been revealed to us and what was revealed to Abraham, Ismail, Isaac, Jacob and the tribes, and in given to Moses, Jesus, and the prophets from their Lord.  We make no distinction between one and another among them, and to Allah do we bow our will."

The Family of Imran 3:84