Thursday, December 31, 2015

Letter to Erin 20160101

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Happy New Year!  Hey Baby, Hey Baby!  I love you and I need you.  I don't really have any New Year resolutions.  How about you?  I would really appreciate and respect that you keep your nose clean and stop drinking those weird tasting beverages.  Being at the top is lonely enough, you need all your wits to be Queen.  But relax, Sweetie.  I'm with you.  You're MY girl!

Like I said, I don't have any resolutions for the new year.  I'm sure I have bad habits, but none that make me unrighteous and unfaithful inshaAllah.  I am stressing about your birthday present.  What to do?  I obviously I can't buy something and give it to you.  I need to give you a ring first.  So unless it rains money on me, I hope you don't mind something virtual.  And simple.  I know you would want me to take it up a notch or whatever, but things are looney enough as it is.  How about something stable and predictable instead?  Please?