Letter to Erin 20160228

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hello there, my love!  My love!  I love you and I need you.  You are the light in my life, and I love you with all my heart.  I never told you when my birthday is.  Well, today I am 50 years old.  Yeah yeah, I know.  I have the same birthday as Bugsy Siegel.  We're exactly 60 years apart.  I didn't know that until recently though.  I've already outlived him, and I don't own a gun.  When I was younger, I always wondered why many astrologers were upset with me.  I happen to know, or rather many astrologers knew me.  I don't know if you remember who Jeane Dixon was, but one day before she died, in her last horoscope for Pisces, she gave me such an intense verbal thrashing, telling me to lighten up or something like that.  I know it was a general horoscope, but it sure seemed very personal.  If you believe in that astrology garbage.  Hey, I think I'm rather easy-going.  Anyway, I quit reading horoscopes 9 years ago.

I still qualify for government welfare so I just received a payment, and bought myself a wireless keyboard and mouse set, and a new 2.1 speaker system.  So right now, I'm writing this letter on my back!  Yeah it's lazy, but it's not as easy as it sounds.  I also programmed the mouse as a remote control to advance to the next video on Shadowplay TV.  Finally!  I needed new monitors to mix music with.  This new system I got is only 26 watts but it's USB powered, so that's not bad.  Especially for 5V USB.  And they sound great.

I've been having a craving for eggplant lately, so for dinner I had steak with an eggplant and tofu stir fry.  It was great!  I must do that again.  Plus my parents gave me a roast chicken for my birthday.  Thanks Mom and Dad!  You wanna join me for my birthday dinner, Sweetie?