It's quiet out there... too quiet

Aw Erin, you're so busy.  Everybody wants you, and I want you the most.  Please make sure you get plenty of rest, eat sensibly, and don't forget to pray.  Over here, it's very quiet today.  So quiet, that not even the birds are saying anything.  Which means that the bad guys are plotting again.  They never plot for the good or betterment of anything, including themselves.  Ya Allah, please protect me and my loved ones from the evil of those who engage in secret counsels.

Hey Natty honey, how's it going beautiful girl?  I hope you are studying hard and doing great at school.  I didn't watch any movies today, but I did watch a documentary on the Royal Family of Saudi Arabia.  Otherwise, it's just another day for me.  I had ramen for lunch, and rice for dinner.  I can't splurge on luxury items at this time.  Hang in there, popular girl!  Turn those college boys away, and marry me please!

OK everybody sing along:
Meow.. meow... meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow... meow meow meow